NEUROTOPIA

Where brains are always on the menu! Serving up a heaping portion of the latest neuroscience news, plus a side of social commentary expertly seasoned with action potentials and cognitive functions. Garnished with general thoughts on science, ethics, and evolution. For dessert, enjoy a sickeningly-sweet understanding of human behavior!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hughes vs Gracie analysis

So I caught UFC 60 and the outcome was pretty much as I expected. Hughes basically owned Gracie the entire fight. Sure, some of the Gracie nut-huggers will try to explain the loss away by stating that Royce was out of the game for so long, but that excuse doesn't fly because he fought in Pride and a few other matches recently. More likely the age difference contributed to the outcome, but I think the real answer is that Royce lost to a guy with superior striking skills.

The Gracie family revolutionized training by bringing the importance of groundfighting and submission skills back into the public eye. For a decade they whupped on everybody. Unfortunately, the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu apologists took this to mean that any fight could be won via good ground skills alone. At least as far as the UFC goes, this is not and has not been the case for a while. You won't hear the end of it from the BJJ guys though, as they'll proclaim that Royce lost because Hughes learned BJJ. While that may be true, he was also a 5th place NCAA wrestler and groundfighting is no stranger to him. And the simple fact of the matter is, if you watch the fight, right around the 3:45 minute mark Hughes has him on the fence and drives a knee right into Royce's gut. I think that blow pretty much took the wind out of Royce's sails; you can see him wince and double over, staying tied up when normally he would've gone for the shoot. Once it went to the ground, Royce barely put up a fight. I think he just kinda fell apart.

So I have to say sorry Royce, the game has evolved beyond you. In fact it has come full circle; you simply have to be a well-rounded fighter to win, no matter whether your specialty is stand-up or rolling. I appreciate what you did for the sport, but groundfighting ain't everything. Hit the gym and focus on your striking skills.


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Change a comin'.....

So I'm supposed to start blogging for SEED on June 2. I've taken off the last month or so because of family health issues and another grant deadline; I figure I'll be doing more blogging than I ever really wanted to, soon enough.

Unfortunately, due to NIH paperwork constraints, I won't be taking any reimbursement for my services until the paperwork goes through. And since SEED is running behind with the login information, that paperwork might get done before I start bloggin'...

So good-bye blogger, you suck. I shan't miss you much.


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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Did Lamarck get a bum rap?

Fairly interesting piece. Maybe RNA is pissed about its alleged former status as Overlord of Inheritance, and is poised to make a comeback.


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Thursday, May 25, 2006

SchadenFriday Early Edition: Lay convicted on all 6 counts

ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME


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Monday, May 15, 2006

Blargh

Been a lot happening lately. Parents were in town for a visit, and we had our Ben and Jerry's ice cream trip interrupted by news that my Grandma has just died. Might be out of commission for a while folks. On the other hand, maybe I'll post more as an escape. Who knows?


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Friday, May 12, 2006

SchadenFriday: DeLay Will Resign June 9

Ha ha.


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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Big Move!!!!

Sweet! Assuming the NIH paperwork goes through, it looks like I will be joining the folks over at SEED Magazine in the next month or so! At SEED, science is culture (which makes me wonder why they want me around...) anyway, I'll let everyone know when I'm making the transition. FINALLY getting off Blogger. You'll have to update your links, I apologize for the inconvenience.

But on the bright side, I'll be contractually obligated to blog more science, so you'll get more Neurotopia than you ever bargained for!


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Monday, May 08, 2006

How you know you've been in graduate school too long

This means it is time to leave.


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Friday, May 05, 2006

SchadenFriday-- Porter Goss resigns as CIA chief - May 5, 2006

This is potentially too good to be true, because last week there were rumors that a CIA higher-up and other Congresspersons were involved in the GOP/lobbyist hooker scandal. Goss fits both those bills.

Now I don't want to start rumors, but what a timely retirement!


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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Ozone layer shows signs of recovery: scientists - Yahoo! News

Just in case somebody tries to tell you that we can't affect significant environmental change through regulation.


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Proper acknowledgments

I want to thank a few individuals who helped my along my way.... click below...

To the lab in general, but especially: Rhonda, for always keeping things running and the boss happy. In the future try not to laugh at fashion faux pas when near the ER. Amy, Kari, Terry, and Stephanie, for teaching me the day-to-day survival hints and enduring the arduous equipment repairs. Keith, for helping me to maintain my sanity. Jul Lea, April, Paula, Dr. Browne, and Patricia; it has been a pleasure to work with you and hang out with you.

To "look at you" Armando, Anna, Hemant, Marian, Camillo, Susan, Frank, Andrea, Eusebio the Antichrist, Angry Dave, Katie-bird, Bob, Hal-itosis, Jen, Cock-blockin' Jorge, Kevin and Matt the Not-So-Ambiguously Gay Duo, Jarrett (who are you??!?), Amy, Monique, "I-can't-be-bothered-to-actually-hang-out-with-my-friends-when-they're-in-town-or-celebrating" Phil, and the rest of the Borders misfits, for your friendship. I will miss everyone more than you know.

To Homan aka "Dirty Balls", Kyung-Soo the Secret Asian Man, and Cris the King of Single Malts; ﺭﺩﺍﺭﺒ , 형님, brother. For your friendship, hospitality, and imbibing in copious amounts of ethanol with me.

To Karly (eeep!) and Audrey, the founders of the Adopt-a-Neuroscientist Program. You are truly my family. My couch is yours.

To Alex and Lesley, aka Otis and Hooch, it’s amazing what a crew of naïve undergrads can pull off, isn’t it? I bequeath a tubful of rats unto each of you.

To IWU, for a stellar undergraduate experience.

To the AN, for giving me a place to vent.

To the 2F/201 tradition.

To Mrs. Evil Monkey, for understanding.


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Monday, May 01, 2006

Returning to a place I've never seen

This weekend I went back to Winston to celebrate birthdays and hang out with old friends. The whole experience was very surreal because while my friends were very real and fresh in my mind, the town itself was not. I felt like I was returning to a place that I had just left, but had never been before. Just goes to show you how Anxiety Disorder + Ph.D. program = serious mental self-flagellation. A real Gunslinger dual-past moment, for your Dark Tower fans.

So I wanted to give a quick photo tribute to the city of Dream Time. Click below.


First off, getting there. The drive is absolutely gorgeous in the spring.


Next, the city. Notice the prominent phallus, err... building that used to house Wachovia.


The hospital where I got my degree.


The best goddamn diner, ever. Country ham and fruit pancake bliss.



Half of my old lab.


My cube.


The room where my fate was decided.


Winston at night. Not enough traffic to qualify for Koyaanisqatsi the movie, but from 2002-2005 I experienced Koyaanisqatsi, the Life. Very pretty regardless...


So there you have it. Thanks for joining me on a tour of the Dream Time.


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