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Friday, February 03, 2006

Human/Animal Hybrids

Imagine ghastly horrors created by godless scientists.

Picture the twisted minds behind such monstrosities.

Who can guess the nefarious uses for which these creatures are designed? Thanks to the Bush administration, we're safe and secure from these perversions of nature and their maniacal masters. In his State of the Union address, he placed them firmly on the spectrum of moral ills:
Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research, human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.

Click below to witness them in all their Lovecraft-ian splendor. But be warned, more than one soul has been torn apart by their horrendous visages.


  • Does this mean I can't buy a Prius now?

    By Blogger Dan Dright, at 2/07/2006 11:28:00 PM  

  • I almost fell off the couch when he wormed 'human-animal hybrids' (or HAHs) into the State of the Union. It was blatantly imflammatory and damn un-scientific to boot. Thats why people who *don't* know what they're talking about shouldn't open their mouths. Cause on the one hand, HAHs are either in legal use everyday and have been for decades (in fact, inserting human genes into mice brains lead to many pharm treatments...) or scientifically impossible and ridiculous(a la minotaurs.) What was he thinking???

    By Blogger Shelley, at 2/15/2006 07:37:00 PM  

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